RETURN OF THE FLYING COCKROACH!!!!!!!

I hate flyin cockroaches. To think my 'near-death' experience wasn't bad enough(was abt 5mm away fr a flyin roach in my face!) this freak ass of a cockroach had to come back n haunt me. i am utterly tormented by this flying cockroach. Try to imagine being terrorised by this big fat flying cockroach in e middle of the night while doing ur work!!! I watched in wide-eyed horror as the flying cockroach made its flight around the room, wonderin in all horror where it would land next. i wasn't given the right to scream at e top of my lungs, granted the untimely visit of my flying arch enemy. i retreated into the recluse of the bathroom..(maybe for as long as 10 min!!) SICK SICK SICK!! *cringe* Baygon saves the day!! ok. Cockroaches r disgusting enough in its ntr!! i really cant help but hate them. and to think they have to come w wings! DOUBLE THE TRAUMA N HORROR!!!! ewwwwwwww.
oh. anw, think i roughly remembered this woman who sprayed insecticide into her mouth cos a cockroach flew into it. She ended up suffering fr chemical burns of her mouth, tongue, vocal chords whatsoeva. to think we, women go berserk at the sight of insects!! here's one clr example...